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What I Learned After a Year of Writing Weekly Articles

I started an article series a year ago, and completing a full year was the internal goal that I set for myself. Most weeks were fun and…

Jan 4, 2023

What I Learned After a Year of Writing Weekly Articles

Jan 4, 2023

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Hating Everyone

This article was inspired by a friend of mine who is the quintessential young-ish curmudgeon, yet has found success in teaching young…

Jan 2, 2023

Hating Everyone

Jan 2, 2023

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Discovering and Applying Your Critical Skills

Today’s article topic suggestion comes from David Curtis, although he may regret having his name tied to anything in this article. I…

Dec 31, 2022

Discovering and Applying Your Critical Skills

Dec 31, 2022

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Working from Home with Your Significant Other

I’ll let you in on a secret. My last article contained an easter egg. Every bullet point had a lyric from Metallica’s classic song Sad but…

Jan 2, 2023

Working from Home with Your Significant Other

Jan 2, 2023

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How to Become Dispensable at Work

This article continues the series of articles inspired by my friends. I’m going to talk about how to make yourself dispensable at work…

Jan 2, 2023

How to Become Dispensable at Work

Jan 2, 2023

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Make This School Year Cringe. Bet.

A vibe check on the lowkey ick of today’s youth

Aug 9

Make This School Year Cringe. Bet.

Aug 9

Welcome to Wayne Event

The Happiest Place on Earth for One Specific Person

Dec 4, 2023

Welcome to Wayne Event

Dec 4, 2023

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A Memo to my Fashion-Challenged Co-Workers

I’m not mad, just disappointed. No, wait. I am mad.

Aug 6, 2023

A Memo to my Fashion-Challenged Co-Workers

Aug 6, 2023

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I’m Pretty Sure Your Cats Are Fine

I’ve definitely been here every 3 days like we agreed

Jul 30, 2023

I’m Pretty Sure Your Cats Are Fine

Jul 30, 2023

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Buttocks — A Tail in Three Parts

What’s the opposite of a trigger warning?

May 14, 2023

Buttocks — A Tail in Three Parts

May 14, 2023

Philip White (not that one, the other one)

Philip White (not that one, the other one)

Don't believe this photo, I'm way less handsome in person. And if you like my writing, let me know by sending me the word "plethora". It'll mean a lot to me.

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